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Jose Canseco Inevitably Goes Broke, Announces Via Twitter

August 13, 2010

Jose Canseco has apparently gone broke, according to his latest Twitter updates. This is certainly not unexpected. In fact, I called it just a few months ago.  I then had a little pleasant back-and-forth with Jose Canseco’s agent. Apparently everything was under control and my prediction of his demise was unfounded.

Anyway, looks like I was right.

(Canseco’s tweets after the jump)

I still haven’t heard anything about Ozzie Canseco getting into a fire fight with any federal agents, though.   Don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly happy about this. I don’t wish the guy any harm, but was there ever a more predictable downfall? His tweets were definitely something from the mind of a madman, or at least someone trying desperately, and failing, to keep it together. And the last we had heard from him, Canseco was fighting, and losing to, a 60-year-old man.

Today those tweets were slightly more cogent, and they announced that he was broke and had been evicted.

Apparently, MLB is to blame, if one believes Canseco, and his book, Juiced, caused so much backlash that he’s fallen on these hard times. Which kind of doesn’t make a ton of sense because the book sold pretty well. Anyway. I suppose that Major League Baseball doesn’t like him, but I don’t they would have gone to the trouble to ruin the guy’s life, especially because he hasn’t been relevant in so long.Pretty clear that he brought this about himself. Though I do feel bad for him. Kind of. He is pretty annoying.

Take a look at today’s tweets.

I’m not sure what the “modern day Frankenstein” thing means, though. I guess because he’s an outcast from society.

No worries, though. He’s already got a reality show in the works (in his mind at least). I’d watch that. “From the Penthouse to the Garage,” staring Jose and Ozzie Canseco. Good luck, Jose, really.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. chuck2 permalink
    August 13, 2010 5:30 pm

    Self-importance and self-pity seem to go hand-in-hand. And it’s funny, his tweets over the past few weeks seem to show a lot of mood swings, almost as if he’s, you know, on drugs or something.

    His girlfriend’s tweets show her to be just as classy as him. She also had one about being wide awake at 3am. Hmmm…1+1= 2 and 2+2=4.

  2. August 16, 2010 12:47 pm

    Now we know why he’s doing the minor league baseball thing. Kinda sad.

    • Tapps permalink*
      August 17, 2010 12:15 am

      Most definitely. Canseco is kind of a ridiculous guy, and he exacerbates that with his Twitter and the MMA nonsense…but it really is sad.


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